balbarian 

a guys nutsack or balls

you want to touch my balbarians ? 😏

balbarian by manic7 April 21, 2024

bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian handshake by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017

barbarias 

A female savage.

Betsy was a Barbarias-Bitch, you didn't fuck her ....she fucked you.

barbarias by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

bavarian bell tower 

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

bavarian bell tower by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Confederate Barbarian Theory. 

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.

Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory. by TheS August 11, 2022

Bavarian bell tower 

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park

"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

Bavarian bell tower by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018

Bulgarian

The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends

2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad

3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers

4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!

5) music videos are mostly softcore porn

6) you have to explain chalga to everyone

7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja

8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake

"What are you watching, why us everyone naked and with lip fillers?!"

"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"

Bulgarian by sophia00 August 18, 2016