balke 

a guy/boyfriend that tends to be genuinely perfect, extremely fine, and mind-blowingly amazing

he is so balke!

balke by lukeisamazing March 24, 2009

Take and bake 

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.

Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

Take and bake by Vinny da cheese July 14, 2016

Jenna baker

Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.

Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?

Jenna baker by Ayyyyyeeeee69 July 8, 2017

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

I finished to baked by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

Marcus Baker

Marcus Baker it’s a character from the series Ginny and Georgia and it’s hot asf.

Marcus Baker can step on me and I’d thank him.

Marcus Baker by ISimpOverBritishBoys March 9, 2021

Carolina Clam Bake 

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

Carolina Clam Bake by *samIam* February 28, 2013

pull a hannah baker 

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub

Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself

pull a hannah baker by thecrimsontop May 17, 2017