balken

"Up" in the context of what's up, but adds more flavor and rolls off the tongue much better. Often confused with a noise a chicken makes.

Correct usage:
"Hey Paul, what's balken"
Incorrect:
"Wow that chicken was really balken"

by William Ma February 6, 2008

balkanac

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.

A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.

by Istok March 23, 2007

Balkans

A region in Southeast Europe where everyone hates each other.

Greece hates turkey and vice versa

Serbia hates turkey and vice versa
Greece hates Albania

Greece hates skopia and vice versa
Serbia hates Croatia and vice versa
Bulgaria hates turkey and vice versa
No one likes Slovenia and no one considers it Balkan.

Those Balkans are fucking crazy

by not a guy named Andreas December 14, 2019

Backend

A side hustle or another form of income. For instance; usually rappers who are new to the game do yet not have enough money to withold a pure income simply from music, so they have a “backend”. Typically for a rapper who is connected to the streets, this could be gambling, drugs, or etc.

Guy: “Damn, all that money is from the concert?”

Guy 2: “Naw, that backend came in last night.”

by deto610 November 18, 2018

balkanigga

White people from the Balkan. Usually barbers or car mechanics in their home country. Others move to Germany or some Scandinavian country. They have abusive parents and minimally 23 cousins. Balkanigga politicians are war criminals. Balkaniggas hate each other , but they team up on the Turkish.

Jon: Why is your face all messed up?
Paul: Some balkaniggas beat me up and stole my cevapi.

by BrunoRuno December 22, 2019

Bankenstein

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers

A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.

by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019