Balkenende

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

by GerarDS April 12, 2005

Balkenende

Prime minister of Holland, and most laughed-at one. A French politician once called him Harry Potter, and so does everyone in Holland.

Jan Potter Balkendende should try a different haircut.

by Matthijs B May 17, 2005

balkenende

Christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".

"Balkenende? Bak ellende zul je bedoelen!" ~Sjaak Bral.

by Miroy July 29, 2007

balkenende

Dutch and German slang for 'rotten corpse'.

Didn't you hide the body of Tracy? You sick fuck! Do you want his family to find his balkenende and throw up their guts?

by Aboraly September 1, 2006