Balkenende

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1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

Balkenende by GerarDS April 12, 2005

Words you can keep

balkenende

Christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".

"Balkenende? Bak ellende zul je bedoelen!" ~Sjaak Bral.

balkenende by Miroy July 29, 2007

Related Words

Balkenende • Ballegender

Balkenende

Prime minister of Holland, and most laughed-at one. A French politician once called him Harry Potter, and so does everyone in Holland.

Jan Potter Balkendende should try a different haircut.

Balkenende by Matthijs B May 17, 2005

balkenende

Dutch and German slang for 'rotten corpse'.

Didn't you hide the body of Tracy? You sick fuck! Do you want his family to find his balkenende and throw up their guts?

balkenende by Aboraly September 1, 2006

Ballegender

A person that takes tounge play to the man's ball sac to the next level . Able to put the entire sack in a persons mouth and tries to swallow without any gag reflex at all .

This chick I hooked up with was A Ballegender , she took my sac and tried to swallow it whole ... balls and all .

Ballegender by Johnathon Gray February 17, 2018

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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