Balked 

Balked- trying to hook up with someone and all you get is a long night of strictly cuddling.

Example Larry was trying to hook up with that girl the other weekend but he was balked because he has no game.

Balked by papacreegs February 8, 2013

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

I finished to baked by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

I baked you a pie 

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

I baked you a pie by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018

Twice Baked Doritos 

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

Twice Baked Doritos by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

corn-backed-rattler 

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!

Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?

corn-backed-rattler by The Shocker November 28, 2002

g-balled 

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

g-balled by Djansson September 28, 2015

the cake been baked 

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.

The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.

the cake been baked by bigredd850 October 30, 2013