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Baldinati

Bald illuminati.

When Corpse_husband was spiralling about Pitbull and other Bald famous people being in a secret group
On Tina kitten's late night twitch stream,

A group in twitter named "The temple gc" came up with the baldinati theory that
Every bald people praise Bingus, a famous bald cat In the cult
And That's what the famous lyrics of
PITBULL "Hotel-motel" indicate. Their secret base.
Which Corpse husband and Tina talked about in the stream
Tormuj : hey it could be a bald illuminati

Nina : yes baldinati

The entire temple : BALDINATI YESS
by Tormuj July 16, 2021
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Baldinati

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"
Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending
by tormiee July 16, 2021
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Baldini

The act of being givin a hand job underneath a table at lunch.
Origin: St. Johns
Originater:Brian Baldini
Dude i so got a Baldini today at lunch.
Dude did you hear about how that teacher gave john a Baldini....o thts so gross shes so ugly
by matt prince February 7, 2008
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banniNation

1. Online news aggregate site where users can submit articles and compose humorous headlines to accompany them. Community-moderated. Permits NSFW entries that would cause submitters to be banned elsewhere, thus the name.
2. Destination for mass-exodus from heavy-handed moderators at Fark.
I submitted a NSFW photoshop contest to banniNation. Entries are due in two days.
by BlueGargoyle December 27, 2008
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bannination

Being permanently banned or removed from an online web forum. Usually the result of excessive abuse of forum rules.
Any forum users who have usernames that include hate speech will face bannination at the hands of the admin.
by Joe January 25, 2005
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barfinating

something that makes you want to throw up
"McDonalds is barfinating"
"Ewwwwww, that is so barfinating"
by CermakAlot January 13, 2008
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Baldsnatchery

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.
The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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