Balintify

To read out a sentence, but place ‘alint’ after the first hard consonant. If there is no hard consonant, read the word as it is

E.g. ‘Oh no It’s Evil Balint’ -> ‘Oh nalint Italint Evalint Balint’
‘It says gullible on the ceiling’ -> ‘Italint salint galint onalint thalint calint’

‘Don’t you balintify my sentence!’

by Spubky June 28, 2024