Baldini

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The act of being givin a hand job underneath a table at lunch.
Origin: St. Johns
Originater:Brian Baldini

Dude i so got a Baldini today at lunch.
Dude did you hear about how that teacher gave john a Baldini....o thts so gross shes so ugly

Baldini by matt prince February 7, 2008

Words you can keep

Baldini

Adjective. To get shit done quickly without any fuss.

"Did you see how quick he Baldini'd that mate? In and out like a shot"

Baldini by Spurs Mad 82 June 21, 2013

Related Words

Baldini • Balding • Baldifier • baldin • Baldinati • balding oogle • Baldino • badinis • Baldilicious • baldina

Baldini

A fictitious brand of Italian racing tires known for having little to no tread. See Bologna Skins.

John needs a new set of tires, he's riding on Baldinis!

Baldini by AWeb740 September 6, 2022

Baldwinito

The offspring of delusional parents who pretend they and their children are of a certain nationality; especially in the context of those who pretend to be Hispanic / Spanish.

It’s Cinco De Mayo, parents: “Baldwinitos come have some, how do you say in English, cucumber sandwiches.”

Kids looking at the maracas and stick on moustache in disgust: “The Hilaria Baldwin joke is so 2020. Is she still pretending to be Spanish?”

Baldwinito by RillyNice November 27, 2021

Baldifier

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.

Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

Baldifier by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021

Lake Bandini

A "lake" on the Marine base in 29 Palms. This is actually a series of "lakes." These lakes are not really lakes. All the sewage from the base goes into these lakes. The smell permeates everything. You cannot escape it. The smell many pregnant women to puke. Those who are not pregnant should also beware. This is the most disgusting thing you will find in 29 Palms.

Oh my God, what's that nasty smell? It's just Lake Bandini

Lake Bandini by Allans Girl May 26, 2009

The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026