Baldini

The act of being givin a hand job underneath a table at lunch.
Origin: St. Johns
Originater:Brian Baldini

Dude i so got a Baldini today at lunch.
Dude did you hear about how that teacher gave john a Baldini....o thts so gross shes so ugly

by matt prince February 7, 2008

Baldini

Adjective. To get shit done quickly without any fuss.

"Did you see how quick he Baldini'd that mate? In and out like a shot"

by Spurs Mad 82 June 21, 2013

Baldini

A fictitious brand of Italian racing tires known for having little to no tread. See Bologna Skins.

John needs a new set of tires, he's riding on Baldinis!

by AWeb740 September 6, 2022

Baldwinito

The offspring of delusional parents who pretend they and their children are of a certain nationality; especially in the context of those who pretend to be Hispanic / Spanish.

It’s Cinco De Mayo, parents: “Baldwinitos come have some, how do you say in English, cucumber sandwiches.”

Kids looking at the maracas and stick on moustache in disgust: “The Hilaria Baldwin joke is so 2020. Is she still pretending to be Spanish?”

by RillyNice November 27, 2021

Baldifier

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.

Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021

Lake Bandini

A "lake" on the Marine base in 29 Palms. This is actually a series of "lakes." These lakes are not really lakes. All the sewage from the base goes into these lakes. The smell permeates everything. You cannot escape it. The smell many pregnant women to puke. Those who are not pregnant should also beware. This is the most disgusting thing you will find in 29 Palms.

Oh my God, what's that nasty smell? It's just Lake Bandini

by Allans Girl May 26, 2009

The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019