Baldammered

To get drunk enough for everyone to just about realise

Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

banhammered

An exaggerated means of describing prohibition, barring, or interdiction from a given digital environment.

d00d omfgroflmfao wtf lawl i jus got teh banhammered for pwning teh n00b admin

by teh_pwn0r0r0r January 19, 2007

Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Bahammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated in the Bahamas.
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.

See also: hammered, shit-faced

I drank so much rum last night in the Bahamas I barely remember getting home, bro I was Bahammered!

by BrandingQueen January 5, 2019

banhammered

1) To be totally messed up
2) shitfaced

1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

bahlammered

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated and/or inebriated

After his engineering test, Alex is going to get bahlammered.

by Alex Ekholm December 28, 2007

Blammered

getting drunk and smoking massive black & milds

Bro, Hamilton was so Blammered right now he drank like 17 beers and smoked 22 blacks.

by Clarence Clementine May 29, 2013