ballsammered

When you have consumed two beans and 8 pints of lager and have passed out in a position where you are leant 60 degrees against an off white coloured wall

Mate that geezer is absolutely ballsammered

ballsammered by Uma tea November 19, 2021

Baldammered 

To get drunk enough for everyone to just about realise

Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.

Baldammered by vinny_R February 10, 2008

bahlammered 

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated and/or inebriated

After his engineering test, Alex is going to get bahlammered.

bahlammered by Alex Ekholm December 28, 2007