bahlammered
being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated and/or inebriated
bahlammered by Alex Ekholm December 28, 2007
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banhammered
An exaggerated means of describing prohibition, barring, or interdiction from a given digital environment.
banhammered by teh_pwn0r0r0r January 19, 2007
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Baldammered
Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
Baldammered by vinny_R February 10, 2008
Blammered
Blammered by Cannabinator June 10, 2009
Bahammered
(adj.) Heavily inebriated in the Bahamas.
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.
See also: hammered, shit-faced
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.
See also: hammered, shit-faced
Bahammered by BrandingQueen January 5, 2019
banhammered
1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.
banhammered by David Chatterton February 5, 2005
Blammered
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