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To define balaba, is to define the universe, and everything in between - Balaba.
"TT chats with underage girls, he is a balaba!"

"I'm currently infiltrating a nazi messenger-chat"
> "Damn, thats a balaba move"

"I like Hans Kim"
> "Gtfo here Tjony, that shits balaba"

"Bob went goblin-mode for a week, some real balaba shit"

"Trap house for six month, Balaba HQ"

"I went on a seven day bender, and woke up in Balabanation"

"I'd rather f**k a monkey, than be the first man with aids"
> "Yo, thats balaba talk!"
Balaba by Balaba HQ February 3, 2024
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1.someone that talks bullshit.
2.someone that promising things and never get them done.
3.someone that talks too much about doing some actions but never makes them.
(1)Thomas is a balabol, he talks bollocks.
(2)Thomas is a fucking balabol....he promised me a good bottle of vodka for my birthsday,but he didn't kept hes promise.
(3)Thomas often was telling hes friends about how he gonna fight the bullies in the school, but at school he even couldn't look at them...he is an balabol !
balabol by $2A$ October 6, 2006

Balayage 

A type of hair highlighting that looks more natural. More color is added to the end of the hair rather than the root. Originated from France.
Most celebrities will use balayage when they want to add color to their hair
Balayage by Ashley L. H. August 7, 2006

bakabakashii

Japanese phrase meaning ridiculous/stupid.
Can be used to describe peoples behavior.
--Someting stupid happens--
person(annoyed): Bakabakashii.
bakabakashii by Anonymous November 5, 2003

ballbag snuggy

to give a man a wedgie using his own scrotum; reach between legs from behind and pull back and up.
Thinking that a towel snap in the locker room was the ultimate insult, the bully cried for momma when I gave him a ballbag snuggy
ballbag snuggy by LtMonkeyboy February 14, 2008

Balasaurus Rex 

A prehistoric dinosaur of ancient india. Roamed ancient india looking for any types of meat to eat. Beware miniature forms of these creatures still lurk in the world. They are native to the United States mainly found in California.
Person A : what happened to my meat?
Person B : It must've been the Balasaurus Rex who ate it.
Balasaurus Rex by KEVINs(A)GIRL????? February 24, 2011

balagadoo 

TELL THE FUCKIN JOKE NILES
Balagadoo.
balagadoo by jomari June 9, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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