Balabam

Noun. Something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected. Generally considered with positive implications. (Origin: X Files wordfanfic author Livia Balaban)

Verb. To shock or surprise someone with something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected.

"Did you read that William/Tooms slash fic? Balabam!"

"I started to read that story about Skinner and that hot chick, but it turned out she was a Mulder clone. Dude, I totally got Balabammed."

by trAshmAstEr August 20, 2003

Balarama

bold nonse who likes maths

Balarama u naughty boy

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Balabap Boom Pow

Sentence you use when you absolutely destroyed your opponent ; fucked his wife, beat his kids at fortnite, ate all his parents thanksgiving dinner, and even his dog wack it's tail at you.

1: Bro why you gotta do me like that all I have is my non existent ego
2: Balabap Boom Pow

by TheOGLTH August 15, 2021

Balaban

a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after Bob Balaban, the gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind that does some stuff and helps some people.

Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.

Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.

"Damn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his Balaban?"

"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."

by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006

Balabate

to wank while sat on the toilet

im horny and wish to balabate

by Simon Webb February 1, 2005

balaam

were a group of more than 3 asian men participate in a complex group orgy. The main tecnique is to have one man ontop of some sort of farm yard animal, usually a donkey. while one inserts his penis into his ars. The other man either stands at the side and places his penis in the first mans mouth or bends over and gets rimmed. They all normally do this while shouting balaam over and over again in quick succession.

"oh balaam balaam give me another balaam ... balaam ur soo gd at this how many times have u done this before"

by Fingerbang December 16, 2007

balababoo

i found this word by accident and now it has stuck with me for the past 4 years. amazing word i mean it’s so unique and this is probably the only word that doesn’t have a definition but it’s purpose is for you to make whatever you want out of it. have it mean whatever the fuck you want as long as it’s nothing negative then we straight.

Follow me on instagram @balababoo my twitter handle is not this identity theft

by balababoo May 28, 2020