a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after Bob Balaban, the gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind that does some stuff and helps some people.
Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.
Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.
Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.
Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.
"Damn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his Balaban?"
"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."
"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."
by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006
performing an action that is moderately bum-like, in honor of the bearded gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Bob Balaban.
"I had a job interview and couldn't find the office building, so I stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap."
"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."
"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."
by Toastmaster Flash December 27, 2006
1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
by TheBobBalaban March 03, 2022
The most beautiful, charming and wise older female out there, she will brighten your day with her motivational gaze and insta posts, god I wish I could get a piece of that
“Did you see Gherghina Balaban new post? Looking fine as hell”
“I wish she would let me get a piece of that”
“I wish she would let me get a piece of that”
by Gherghina’s #1 twink August 03, 2025