Bageltits 

A freakin slamming girl who goes to UConn. She is spending a semester in Spain taking pictures of herself in her bageltits t-shirt in random places around Europe, including in front of the giant Beatles statues in Lisbon.

Hey, have you seen where the bageltits has been going?

Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!

Bageltits by Absolutccycling February 18, 2010

Bagelist 

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

bagelista 

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

bagelpies 

A very attractive girl that you and your friends notice while eating breakfast in a bagel shop.

"Did you see that bagelpies at Bagel Oasis this morning?"

"Yeah dude, such a bagelpies!"

bagelpies by khez August 25, 2011

bagelfish 

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.

Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh

bagelfish by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

bagelwithnocream 

a techtoker who everyone seems to hate because they always say the n word but their actually chill

hey you heard of bagelwithnocream?

you mean the chill but kinda racist techtoker?
yea

bagelwithnocream by win2kfan August 24, 2022

Balltits 

used towards someone who does not have their chill under control, or like basically telling someone to calm down; a combination of the phrases “i’m just busting your balls” and “calm your tits.” balltits.

guy 1: yo dude why the heck would you do that
guy 2: hey man i was just playing. balltits bro
guy 1: okay yeah i guess it’s not that big of a deal

Balltits by Jay-Lyn October 23, 2020