Bageltits

A freakin slamming girl who goes to UConn. She is spending a semester in Spain taking pictures of herself in her bageltits t-shirt in random places around Europe, including in front of the giant Beatles statues in Lisbon.

Hey, have you seen where the bageltits has been going?

Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!

by Absolutccycling February 18, 2010

Bagelist

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

bagelista

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

bagelpies

A very attractive girl that you and your friends notice while eating breakfast in a bagel shop.

"Did you see that bagelpies at Bagel Oasis this morning?"

"Yeah dude, such a bagelpies!"

by khez August 25, 2011

bagelfish

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.

Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh

by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

bagelwithnocream

a techtoker who everyone seems to hate because they always say the n word but their actually chill

hey you heard of bagelwithnocream?

you mean the chill but kinda racist techtoker?
yea

by win2kfan August 24, 2022

Balltits

used towards someone who does not have their chill under control, or like basically telling someone to calm down; a combination of the phrases “i’m just busting your balls” and “calm your tits.” balltits.

guy 1: yo dude why the heck would you do that
guy 2: hey man i was just playing. balltits bro
guy 1: okay yeah i guess it’s not that big of a deal

by Jay-Lyn October 23, 2020