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Bagelist 

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist
Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

bagelista 

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

bagelpies 

A very attractive girl that you and your friends notice while eating breakfast in a bagel shop.
"Did you see that bagelpies at Bagel Oasis this morning?"

"Yeah dude, such a bagelpies!"
bagelpies by khez August 25, 2011

bagelfish 

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.
Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh
bagelfish by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

bagelwithnocream 

a techtoker who everyone seems to hate because they always say the n word but their actually chill
hey you heard of bagelwithnocream?

you mean the chill but kinda racist techtoker?
yea
bagelwithnocream by win2kfan August 24, 2022

Balltits 

used towards someone who does not have their chill under control, or like basically telling someone to calm down; a combination of the phrases “i’m just busting your balls” and “calm your tits.” balltits.
guy 1: yo dude why the heck would you do that
guy 2: hey man i was just playing. balltits bro
guy 1: okay yeah i guess it’s not that big of a deal
Balltits by Jay-Lyn October 23, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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