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Bagelist
Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019
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bagelpies • Bagelism • Bagelist • baelliessippystraws • bagelfish • bagelista • Bageltits • barely • Bagel fest • Bagel kiss
bagelista
Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010
Bageltits
A freakin slamming girl who goes to UConn. She is spending a semester in Spain taking pictures of herself in her bageltits t-shirt in random places around Europe, including in front of the giant Beatles statues in Lisbon.
Hey, have you seen where the bageltits has been going?
Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!
Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!
Bageltits by Absolutccycling February 18, 2010
barelies
Highly attractive young women who are barely old enough to 1) date an adult legally OR 2) drink alcohol. In either case, barelies are not normally suitable for long-term relationships or intelligent conversation.
barelies by jizzinmyplants June 30, 2009
bagelfish
Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)
Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh
Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh
bagelfish by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004
baelliessippystraws
baelliessippystraws is someone who deserves the whole world in return for her cute ass compliments. her heart is made of gold and sha’ll never be tainted! also her ass fat. everyone wants a baelliessippystraws in their life!
hoodlum fag: yo u know baelliessippystraws? she’s so sweet and compassionate...
yoongi: nawl but i heard her ass fat. better than y/n’s. i want a baeliesippystraws in my life.
yoongi: nawl but i heard her ass fat. better than y/n’s. i want a baeliesippystraws in my life.
baelliessippystraws by uglypoopybastard March 24, 2019
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