bagelpies 

A very attractive girl that you and your friends notice while eating breakfast in a bagel shop.

"Did you see that bagelpies at Bagel Oasis this morning?"

"Yeah dude, such a bagelpies!"

bagelpies by khez August 25, 2011

Bagelist 

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

bagelista 

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

Bageltits 

A freakin slamming girl who goes to UConn. She is spending a semester in Spain taking pictures of herself in her bageltits t-shirt in random places around Europe, including in front of the giant Beatles statues in Lisbon.

Hey, have you seen where the bageltits has been going?

Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!

Bageltits by Absolutccycling February 18, 2010

barelies 

Highly attractive young women who are barely old enough to 1) date an adult legally OR 2) drink alcohol. In either case, barelies are not normally suitable for long-term relationships or intelligent conversation.

Dude, look at those two barelies going into Jamba Juice. Oh my God!

barelies by jizzinmyplants June 30, 2009

bagelfish 

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.

Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh

bagelfish by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

baelliessippystraws

baelliessippystraws is someone who deserves the whole world in return for her cute ass compliments. her heart is made of gold and sha’ll never be tainted! also her ass fat. everyone wants a baelliessippystraws in their life!

hoodlum fag: yo u know baelliessippystraws? she’s so sweet and compassionate...
yoongi: nawl but i heard her ass fat. better than y/n’s. i want a baeliesippystraws in my life.

baelliessippystraws by uglypoopybastard March 24, 2019