Badtern 

A pattern that is bad. Includes both antipatterns and dark patterns.

This software is so full of badterns that it needs to be deleted immediately.

Badtern by Ganondox July 1, 2023

banternage 

A combination of the word banter and badinage, both of which describe light, playful verbal exchange

The two weevils were heavily involved in lighthearted banternage

banternage by Crash Raindog January 20, 2004

bedternet 

interneting on your laptop while in bed!

at nights before going to sleep i like to bedternet.

bedternet by bryantJfry January 14, 2010

Basternet 

Genital warts on the penis or testicals.

Woman: Whats that on your dick?

Man: Well that, is a Basternet.

Basternet by ihaveabasternet July 9, 2011

baternity leave 

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

baternity leave by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Badter 

The best person in the room

That guy is the badter

She is definitely not the bater

Badter by Wordcreaster2000 July 13, 2021

badgernecking 

Procrastinating in a bullshitish and or assholeish manner

“Quit your badgernecking!”
“You keep on badgernecking and you won’t have any money!”

badgernecking by YaBoiBluzi March 17, 2025