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When you stick your willy up a man or womans poo-hole and go tinky
There was this sick chick at the party, who asked for a baday, i didn't know what to say.
Baday by poolover172 May 15, 2009
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Baday Action 

When your taking a big shit & the water splashes on to your asshole, aiding in the cleaning process.
Hey Ron I just finshed up taking a fat shit, and by the the way it produced the best Baday Action I've ever seen.
Baday Action by abr October 18, 2006

Canadian Baday 

A device used for the removal of fecal matter from the undercarriage. A Canadian baday as opposed to the water operated models found elsewhere in the world, is actually comprised of a high-powered belt sander flipped upside down. Extremely effective. Entirely unsatisfactory.
I ran out of that there toilet paper doncha know. Guess i'll just use that old Canadian Baday.
Canadian Baday by oorah72 December 30, 2009

Badajazillion 

A word used to explain that something is so large, there isn’t an actual number for it.
How many grains of sand is there in the world? A badajazillion of them.
Badajazillion by OrangeB1rd June 16, 2018

badabingo 

An expression used on Blagulon Kappa (according to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series).
Used to confirm something said by another.
"So your'e saying I'm froody?" "Badabingo."
Babay is almost the same as baby, but in a cuter fashion to do so, thus gaining more of a relationship points than just a babe or normal baby would. It doesn't have to be to the sexual partner in your life, it could be to a friend.
She is saved as Babay in my phone.
Babay by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021
When you take a shit and the first one drops so hard that it splashes water back up to your asshole.
" man, I took a huge crap last night and the first log Badayed me!"
Badayed by Merlin1986 February 2, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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