Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Merlin1986

Hush fuck

When someone catches you in an unlawful act and you quickly negotiate with them before they have time to consider blackmailing you.

Guy one: "Tina caught me trying to break into the bosses safe, so instead of trying to settle with blackmail, I offered her a hush fuck!"

Hush fuck by Merlin1986 August 30, 2016

Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.

" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

When you take a shit and the first one drops so hard that it splashes water back up to your asshole.

" man, I took a huge crap last night and the first log Badayed me!"

Badayed by Merlin1986 February 2, 2016