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Breaking Bad Boner 

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.
Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"
Breaking Bad Boner by Moshbearpig September 1, 2013

Breaking Bad

The BEST show to come on TV in a long time.
The plot centers around Walter White, a chemistry teacher with nothing going right. He doesn't get paid enough, his son has cerebral palsy, his wife is pregnant, and to top it all off, he has lung cancer. So the only logical way to raise money is to use his skills in chemistry to cook up some really "good" meth and sell it with the help of his former student-turned-pusher. It also doesn't help that his brother in law is in the DEA. Bryan Cranston, known as the wacky father and only saving grace of that disgraceful malcolm in the middle show, plays Walter to perfection.
If you haven't seen this show...WATCH IT!
Breaking Bad, on AMC on sunday nights.
Breaking Bad by Joey Boombatz February 25, 2008

Breaking Bad

Sometimes, life forces you to cross the line. You're going about your normal everyday routine, when suddenly something truly awful happens and all that pent-up rage you feel about your job, your marriage, your very existence, is released with unstoppable fury. Some call it "reaching the breaking point"; others call it "breaking bad."

From: http://blogs.amctv.com/breaking-bad/2007/12/classic-movie-c.php
Breaking Bad (v.) 1. to challenge convention 2. to defy authority 3. to raise hell
Breaking Bad by RShinra March 25, 2009

Breaking Bad 4x13 

- The best episode of Breaking Bad ever seen. Correction : the best piece of a TV Show ever designed in the known universe. And beyond.
- Has the ability to make you stuck to your screen so intensively that if you need a piss or a poo, you just do it on yourself because you don't wanna miss Walter White's next move towards Gus.
- When it's ended, makes you scream as a demonic posessed person : "OH MY GOD, IT'S SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!"
- Oh, man, I just watched Breaking Bad 4x13 episode last night...
- So ?
- OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!
- Ok.
Breaking Bad 4x13 by Abondakor November 8, 2011

breaking bad

A colloquialism popular in the American Southwest referring to when someone has taken a turn off the path of the straight and narrow, when they've deviated from what's right.
Walter White was a wholesome strait-laced family man and working class high school chemistry teacher; but when he was diagnosed with advanced lung cancer he began breaking bad, turning to a life of crime, manufacturing and selling methamphetamine.
breaking bad by J3NNIF3R November 24, 2011

Breaking Bad

When high school chemistry teacher Walter White (Bryan Craston) of Albequerque, NM is diagnosed with lung cancer, he resorts to cooking methamphetamine with a former junkie student to provide for chemotherapy, his 7-month pregnant wife and his son who suffers from cerebral paulsy.
A.K.A. The greatest show on Netflix
A.K.A. The greatest show on earth
Guy 1: hey, you seen Breaking Bad
Guy 2: saw like the first episode but it looks pretty stupid
(Guy 1 proceeds to violently strangle Guy 2)
Breaking Bad by WalterWhite May 29, 2013