Backshitter

Someone who shits all over the back of the toilet because their asshole is In the center of their back.

Also if your name is Billy

Billy the backshitter shat all over the back of the toilet again in the shop

by Amishbeard February 17, 2022

Jackshitter

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.

I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..

by Jayjay May 3, 2014

batshittery

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males

Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand

by estebanthegman April 8, 2011

babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

babyshitter

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

by cords December 27, 2011

Babyshitter

A diaper

"Fuck Louise, I can’t change another babyshitter. Feed Timmy some percocets that'll block him up for awhile"

by Professor Precious March 4, 2015

backscatter

while defecating, the fecal matter that splashing back onto you after it bounces off the back of the toilet bowl, usually caused by explosive diarrhea

I must've eaten something wrong because I just had to wipe off so much backscatter.

by chowmeida December 15, 2008