Buckshotting- The act of ejaculating in a person's mouth, male or female, holding their mouth shut, and punching them in the gut, shooting the cum out of their nose.
Person 1:"Rachel had to get her sinuses checked out from me buckshotting her last night"
Person 2: Cool Beans
Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "[procrastinating", but [procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.
Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."
When you’ve taken a fat shit and leave it floating in the toilet water while you’re still sitting on the toilet, letting it stink up the room for other shitters to smell.
Shitter 1: what’s that smell?
shitter 2: i don’t know, i think 3 is babyshitting
shitter 3: i am, i don’t wanna flush it
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.