Buckshotting- The act of ejaculating in a person's mouth, male or female, holding their mouth shut, and punching them in the gut, shooting the cum out of their nose.
Person 1:"Rachel had to get her sinuses checked out from me buckshotting her last night"
Person 2: Cool Beans
Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "[procrastinating", but [procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.
Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."
When you’ve taken a fat shit and leave it floating in the toilet water while you’re still sitting on the toilet, letting it stink up the room for other shitters to smell.
Shitter 1: what’s that smell?
shitter 2: i don’t know, i think 3 is babyshitting
shitter 3: i am, i don’t wanna flush it