Backhouse

An affectionate term for an utterly foolish, stupid or inadequate person. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.

Josh turned up to work without his trousers again.
"Oh Josh, you've been a complete and utter Backhouse!"

by kjahfkjsagf October 14, 2022

Backhouse

To be in need of an upgrade
Either in the sense of a new phone or a new girlfriend

Jeffery: He should upgrade to bella
Montgomery: Yeah I know, he's Backhouse

by Woodstock69 June 3, 2009

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.

Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......

by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

backhole

the gaping blackness, the ever growing void, the all devouring maw that is nikocado avocado's uncensored onlyfans asshole

I need a million backholes sent to this mans dms immediately!

by subtoleonard March 13, 2022

babyhouse

A person, place, or situation that is completely out of control; a dumpster-fire.

Have you seen Elise since she fell down those stairs at Bennigan's? She also crashed her Rav4 into an Orange Theory...She's a real babyhouse.

by Senor Sabado October 4, 2019

backhoe joe

(n.) A word describing a guy who is not your main squeeze. Subordinate to the boyfriend. A side-guy.
This term is widely used in Howard County.

"Isn't Dave your boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah he is. But Ryan is my backhoe joe."

by srad April 4, 2015

barnhouse

1. A laughably arrogant public declaration of humility

2. An attempt to subvert existing channels of discourse towards guerilla marketing (see astroturf)

3. When you think something is finally going to get better after years of badness and instead it gets laughably worse

4. A critical moment in the decline of an institution or custom

5. One who implements or creates any of the aforementioned examples of barnhouse

Quit being a fucking barnhouse.

by Jaleo October 20, 2008