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backhole 

1.) What one would call an individual with no ass in lieu of the word wordasshole/word.
2.) What a man whose back goes straight into the back of his knees would have instead of an asshole.
1.) That kid is such a backhole!
2.) Aaaah, shove it up your backhole!
backhole by Mikey G September 16, 2003

Backhole whale 

A very large/disgusting person who lovesick receive anal.
Omg do you see that girl over there? I heard she's a backhole whale.
Backhole whale by Sal88 January 20, 2015

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.
Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......
Double-Backhoe by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

Blackhole sun 

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.
Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.
Blackhole sun by Wtf donut August 6, 2009

backhoe joe

(n.) A word describing a guy who is not your main squeeze. Subordinate to the boyfriend. A side-guy.
This term is widely used in Howard County.
"Isn't Dave your boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah he is. But Ryan is my backhoe joe."
backhoe joe by srad April 4, 2015