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Definitions by Woodstock69

Butt Breath Homo 

A man or Male identifying person who performs fellatio after the penis has been inside an ass, and does not brush their teeth afterwards.
Thomas: Did you talk to Alex today?
Ryan: unfortunately, his breath smelled like a bum shit in his mouth.
Thomas: Yeah, what a Butt Breath Homo.
Butt Breath Homo by woodstock69 February 19, 2025

R. Belly 

A fat Blackman who shares traits of R. Kelly.

Such as:
Fat black guys in jail for sex crimes.

•Fat black men
La’quavis: Dude! Shawtrice being looking a little husky in the yard.

Shadynasty jr: yeah, people starting to call him R. Belly.
R. Belly by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Horatio’s Wet Dream 

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

R. Belly 

A fat Blackman who shares traits of R. Kelly.

Such as:
Fat black guys in jail for sex crimes.

•Fat black men
La’quavis: Dude! Shawtrice being looking a little husky in the yard.

Shadynasty jr: yeah, people starting to call him R. Belly.
R. Belly by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Backhouse 

To be in need of an upgrade
Either in the sense of a new phone or a new girlfriend
Jeffery: He should upgrade to bella
Montgomery: Yeah I know, he's Backhouse
Backhouse by Woodstock69 June 3, 2009
The sudden irrational and often violent hatred of someone caused entirely by why they are eating
Cecil: bananas sure are delicious!
Bernard: I'll kill your family
Casual observer: that's a bad case of frage
Frage by Woodstock69 June 1, 2009

Dillytop 

To purposefully take as long as possible to get somewhere, because you know you have an excuse for being late
My cat died so it took me a week to get to work

That was some damn fine dillytopping
Dillytop by Woodstock69 June 1, 2009