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Nut Baby 

Referring to your semen as individuals instead of just a clump
"My nut babies were all over her sheets last night after I nutted"

"Hold up girl, I got a nut baby in my teeth"
Nut Baby by carebear doodle October 12, 2008

Nut baby 

A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.
I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.
Nut baby by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014

poo nut baby 

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"
poo nut baby by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017

baby nuts 

A light-hearted insult about someone slightly younger than you. I always call my little brother this, I am 26 he is 22. Originally I got this from a movie then started using it all the time especially with my little brothers and their friends or even my friends. Basically it is like saying that someone is immature.
What's up baby nuts.
I've been doing this a lot longer than you, baby nuts.
Whatever babynuts.
baby nuts by Josh Houser September 8, 2008

baby nuts 

Timid, a choke artist. Someone who can't handle pressure. The opposite of clutch.
When the time came for him to make a move he came down with a bad case of baby nuts.

baby nuts 

1. someone that is younger then you, or a begeaner
2. usaly those people that jerk. beacuse then how wood they be able to wear there tight ass pants
guy #1 dude how can that guy wear those pants, he wont be able to have kids

guy #2 oh dont worry he has baby nuts, he could never have any.
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guy #1 whact me get this girl

guy #2 you cant,you have baby nuts
baby nuts by [that}clever{DJ] March 10, 2010