7 definitions by Bang Bang Nick Lange

Too Much Crack. A Cocaine/Crack hangover.

I've got a bad case of the T.M.C.'s. Why did we think it was a good idea to get another gram last night?

A sack-like devise used to keep beer cool similiar to what a scrotum does for your testis.

Ted: That sack of ice and beer looks like a scotum!
Chan: Not scrotum, brewtum!

Timid, a choke artist. Someone who can't handle pressure. The opposite of clutch.

When the time came for him to make a move he came down with a bad case of baby nuts.

Crack-coated sticky hash-oil gew
Crack-coated Gewballs

Patouli Pete: I think i'm on acid
Dumpster Dan: No way G it's just the Puppychow!

First Guy: Hey wanna hit some gew
Second Gut: Whatever, wish it were puppychow
First Guy: Right on.

A master of jiz. The male in a polygamous marriage. Any dude with 10 or more kids.

The jiz master lived in Utah.

When a girl lets you in on her little secret that she has a kid.

Everything was really fucking peachy until she dropped the kid bomb

by Bang Bang Nick Lange September 13, 2006