The most awesome teacher who fought cougars, bears, lions, tigers, ligers, aliens, heretics, kindergardeners, cocaine addicts, rugby players, nerds, olympians, The
Rolling Stones, Oprah, the Spetznaz, Abe Lincoln,
librarians, the late pope, Goliath,
Taylor Lautner, Star Wars, Mariah Carey, Fro, gargoyles, oranatangs, and Nikita Khrushchev and won with only a toothpick and a lanyard.