BSTML 

Abbrev. Balls Sticking To My Leg

An abbreviation that a guy may state when either one testicle or both testicles are sticking to his leg. Normally not stated in public or with unknown people; usually stated around close friends.

"I need to stand up, BSTML!"

"Ugh! BSTML!"

BSTML by zim7563 July 31, 2012

BTML 

BTML
BTML stands for "Best Time of My Life" of course.
Other variations include "WTML" - Worst Time of My Life"
"BTHL/WTHL" - Best/Worst Time of His/Her Life
"BTOL/WTOL" - Best/Worst Time of Our Lives
"BTYL/WTYL" Best/Worst Time of Your Life
"METML" - Mixed Emotions Time of My Life
"ATML" - Average Time of My Life
"MTML" - Mediocre Time of My Life
And so on...

I love it when Beth runs around the room with no clothes on, it's BTML!

BTML by GrotBagLover455 January 27, 2011

BSTL 

BSTL is the acronym for Balls Stuck to Leg. This name speaks for itself.

Ah dude, I've got BSTL bad!

BSTL by TrippSwitch October 30, 2010

bstmn 

Blew Snot Through My Nose (In conjunction with LMFAO)

I was told that my ex-wife was attracted to another fat woman.

LMFAOBSTMN (wrecked a keyboard) re:fark.com

bstmn by Carl Judd February 5, 2005

BSTLKE 

Originally named 8271K3, BSTLKE is one of the world's most advanced AI- it was developed by an anonymous being yet to come forward. Unfortunately, BSTLKE lacks many emotional scripts, but it is very knowledgeable about many random facts. It has a strange affinity with mangoes.

BSTLKE is Miko's AI best friend!

BSTLKE by Mikomiku January 6, 2020

BSTL 

when your balls get stuck to your leg because they are sweaty, or just because you havent moved for the past hour or so

dude i got some major BSTL happenin!

BSTL by smush March 27, 2005

BSTL 

Bam said the lady. First said in TV series "Castle" by Richard Castle (Nathan Fillion), and further popularized by Nathan Fillion on his twitter feed @NathanFillion. Used as verbal punctuation to express satisfaction or finality.

"The Incredibles was the best movie ever made. Ever. Made. BSTL."

BSTL by bcpk August 14, 2009