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boss's girlfriend 

A female who undermines, micro manages and even sometimes belittles you because the boss lets her get away with it. She has no underlining qualifications yet receives promotions and favors. We all know she's grooming or even worse, sleeping with the boss.
"Wow did you hear she threatened to quit if she didn't get the promotion?"

"I can't tell if she's an asslicker, a boss's girlfriend or a prostitute"
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boss's day 

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
boss's day by NewClear October 11, 2012

Boss's Bitch 

The adult life and workplace equivalent of "teacher's pet". Generally is quite an astute and talented person work-wise (male or female) and does any thing - any - thing - from wiping the boss's arse to drafting acquisitions proposals, preparing presentations, ratting on fellow employees, to doing complex mathematical analyses.

However, is an idiot in personal life and doesn't ask for money worth his work and usually is abused by more than just the boss.
Josh: dude, what's with Aaron lately? he's been working late all week; is he strapped of cash?

John: no! he's just turned into the boss's bitch!
Boss's Bitch by WtfmanW11 December 16, 2009

boss's kid 

A kid that is the son/daughter of the owner of a good sized company or corporation. He or she typically rebels and fights the system. Whether it be protests, careless living, tattoos, drugs, etc.

The also typically use douche bag terms or phrases.
"Good thing you are the boss's kid!! Wink wink ;)"
boss's kid by pps_reachout March 14, 2014

I was just talking to (Boss's Name) 

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"

the boss's 

Something that belongs to a boss. If it belongs to the boss, it belongs to the boss and you can't touch it or you'll be flogged.
The cheese sandwich belonged to the boss
Karen eats the cheese sandwich
Michael: "Karen! That was the boss's! You're dead for sure."

That's boss 

That's awesome!!
Hey man, I'm going to go have a few drinks and then hit some surf!
-that's boss!!
That's boss by Supyoyo October 18, 2015
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