BOOKUM

Butt or ass or glutes general word describing the Rump.

That's a nice Bookum!!!

by Borokuchan February 20, 2022

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Bookman's Bluff

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"

Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020

by Sturmward July 29, 2021

Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

by matthew rivers July 2, 2007

Crappy Bookmark

A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

bookman

One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.

I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!

by mort utley August 25, 2008

Eekam Bokum

A nonsensical chant from Banjo Kazooie often associated with the character Mumbo Jumbo. It is heard when one picks up a Mumbo Token in the first game. In the second game, when Mumbo Tokens are no longer used, it is heard in the background music in Mayahem Temple and also when mumbo uses magic. We know how to spell it from the sides of the Mumbo Pads in the second game. Also rhymes with the teacher surname, Yochim.

Eekam Bokum, Mr Yochim!!!

by DoodooMan December 11, 2007