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One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.

I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!

bookman by mort utley August 25, 2008

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Bookman's Bluff

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"

Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020

Bookman's Bluff by Sturmward July 29, 2021

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Neil Bookman

A 33-year-old pedophile jerk who takes advantage of young boys. He has baby-killer eyes and unstable tendancies. But don't worry, he's a nice guy once you get to know him.

Neil Bookman likes 'em around 14 years old.

Neil Bookman by Numbers December 14, 2008

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

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Booman

A person who is known as the villain or the bad guy but always try’s to keep peace and care for others. Basically gets booed for trying to care

LOOK ITS BOOMAN

Booman by thelostone11 October 13, 2021

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Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

Buffalo bookmark by matthew rivers July 2, 2007

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Crappy Bookmark

A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

Crappy Bookmark by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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