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bookman

One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.
I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!
by mort utley August 25, 2008
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Bookman's Bluff

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"
Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020
by Sturmward July 29, 2021
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Neil Bookman

A 33-year-old pedophile jerk who takes advantage of young boys. He has baby-killer eyes and unstable tendancies. But don't worry, he's a nice guy once you get to know him.
Neil Bookman likes 'em around 14 years old.
by Numbers December 14, 2008
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muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.
I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.
by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015
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Booman

A person who is known as the villain or the bad guy but always try’s to keep peace and care for others. Basically gets booed for trying to care
LOOK ITS BOOMAN
by thelostone11 October 13, 2021
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Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.
by matthew rivers July 2, 2007
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Crappy Bookmark

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!
by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010
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