BLUE-JOB 

When shes got a face like a glazed doughnut.

You know, after a blue-job, the crusty white sticky stuff on glazed doughnuts.

BLUE-JOB by Holgazano April 9, 2009

Blue job 

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)

Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household

Blue job by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009

Blue Job 

Pronunciation: "blüjäb" NOUN. Etymology:blowjob. Same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair.

"The new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some Prune-Tang and ended up getting a killer Blue Job ."

Blue Job by The Mayor of Plymouth September 22, 2006

Blue Job 

It's when she / he has a face like a glazed doughnut.

A blue Job describes whats after a blowjob

Blue Job by Muttonballs August 31, 2011

blue job 

when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.

i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!

blue job by DJ Papsmear April 11, 2009

blue job 

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum

Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.

blue job by Anona-miss June 3, 2022

blue ball blow job 

This is when a man who only has one ball gets head and doesnt get to cum. He then gets blue ball, because he only has one ball.

My guy he has one nut, she was blowen his dong and he didnt get to bust... Now my guy with one nut has blue ball. He got a blue ball blow job.

blue ball blow job by J Jew Kreeganator August 25, 2013