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Jones: Today my damn step mom died
Mike: Ah man
Jones: And my dog got ran over
Mike: Ahh man
Jones: And i got a bottle stuck in my girl friends ass
Mike: HAHAHAHA BLOTD!
blotd by Trigga1 September 6, 2006
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BLOTD
Roma dropped her hotdog
Roma says BLOTDDD
BLOTD by Itchypickle October 22, 2023
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Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.
Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.
Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017

snow-blond 

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.
During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.
snow-blond by jpg3 March 8, 2015

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

Blonde Boyz 

A group of boys who will steal your hearts. The gang consists of three members: Ethan, Tommy and Jerome. Jerome is kind of like a dad to Tommy and Ethan but that’s okay because he’s cool.
Tommy: I'm Tommy
Ethan: I'm Ethan
Jerome: And I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boyz zone!
Blonde Boyz by mzntis April 30, 2019

caca blonde 

caca blonde is dirty blonde or a darkishe blond
mon cheveax et caca blonde. my hair is dirty blonde
caca blonde by anonymous November 5, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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