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blingsexual 

Sexual attraction to money, material goods and, by extension, those who can supply them. The sexual orientation of a gold digger.
"Do you think that 21 year old super model is actually attracted to that super wealthy 90 year old man that she's married to?"
"Of course! She's blingsexual!"
blingsexual by drifthunter January 10, 2010

blindshitted 

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.
Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.
blindshitted by Lita505 July 8, 2012

Blindspotting 

When a situation or an image can be interpreted in two different ways, but you can only see one of the interpretations. You have a blindspot to the second interpretation. Often used when referring to people seeing the wrong interpretation.
"George Zimmerman was blindspotting when he thought Trayvon Martin was a robber."

blindsman 

blidsman blodsman.
“that man is a blindsman” -miller
blindsman by Some bosman April 9, 2022
the most beautiful, intelligent,sexy and lovely person in the earth, you will want to be forever with her
I want to be Blinera. Damn what a woman.
Blinera by Loqkanoizyt January 2, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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