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I made this up. it is better than Ashleys BFFN.
it is Best Friends Till Something Better
Ashley asks "are we friends?"; my response is BFTSB honey... : )
BFTSB by djc-maltese-6533 August 13, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
Abbreviation

Big Fake Tits.

An abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas.
Woah! Last week she was flat now those honkers are ginormous. I bet she got a set of BFTs.
BFTs by rpetras May 4, 2008
Related Words
bfmsb = butt fuck my shit box
"you really look like a nob today"

response "bfmsb"
bfmsb by nelsmell December 14, 2010

saw bfts real

a very weird person who has a really specific name for some reason
person 1: ayo you acting kinda like a saw bfts real

person 2: THAT IS OFFENSIVE I AM NOT A SAW BFTS REAL

person 1: my apologies, you kinda acted like one
saw bfts real by Jons Max June 19, 2021
1. A person, preferably make who sags their pants exposing their underwear to everyone , with knowledge to the origins of pant sagging. Male inmates would sag their pants. Giving other male inmates an invitation to engage homosexual activity. E.i. Bait For The Booty Bandit.
He wouldn't listen when I told him, thst sagging his pants makes him a BFTBB. Bait For The Booty Bandit.
BFTBB by Mimikoe1 July 15, 2016
Meaning Best Friends Since Birth
Who's that?
Oh she's my BFSB.
BFSB by mochida August 19, 2011
A acronym for "black from the back"... meaning one who this is said of has a large backside
When that white girl walks by, all my homies say she's bftb.
bftb by Superman March 22, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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