rpetras's definitions

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras August 17, 2008

upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

by rpetras May 14, 2008

diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

manifesto beard

A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.

Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.

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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.

by rpetras February 23, 2010

gutsy call

1: Making an obvious correct choice

2: Over emphasizing the importance of an action.

Example
You: I decided to skip that second donut at work today
Your friend: Gutsy call.

by rpetras June 6, 2011

have a pash

A lesbian encounter, generally during a youthful, experimental time of life.

Pash comes from the British slang for passion.

Brie isn't a lesbo, but she did have a pash or two in college.

by rpetras November 20, 2009

Fuck of the Mountain

Noun.

Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.

To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.

If you're a mountain man, your double tough.

Dude, you're so tough they should name you Fuck of the Mountain.

by rpetras April 27, 2008