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like a really good friend
but even better
because it’s a really good bitch
a best bitch
no one can compare

omg do you know tom
yeah he’s my best bitch

best bitch by 123steve456 November 23, 2021

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Best Bitch (BB)

A best friend...your ride or die. Does anything for you. Takes up for one another fight each other but fight together when another bitch tries to get rowdy with either of us. An inserparable pair. like salt and pepper cant have one without the other. May have different views on alot of things but always sees eye to eye.

My best bitch (bb) and I are down for whatever.

Best Bitch (BB) by Bunchee May 12, 2011

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Best bitch day

A day that's celebrated on the 31st of July by bitches all around the world

Happy Best bitch day Eden, it's a day dedicated to you

Best bitch day by begum07 July 30, 2019

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bitch best friend

The one bitch that will have your back no matter what. The one who will bet someone up if they break or hurt you. That one person that loves you but can be a ass sometimes

My bitch best friend is the one that is not gonna let you go if you break my heart

bitch best friend by Hi I'm someone February 12, 2021

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Best by bitch

The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.

"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"

Best by bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

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Best in Bitch

Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.

As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....

Best in Bitch by von groovy October 13, 2024

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Best Bitches

Two or more friends who are close enough to refer to on and other in derogatory terms with out having a fight.

Ex: Danielle and Lizzie are my Best Bitches

Best Bitches by sarabeara6393 January 2, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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