BABFL
Me and my friends, we BABFL!
BABFL by alskdjflkajsdfkljsd February 6, 2008
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Ghetto Babble
A corrupt form of English. Often used by white kids that have never actually known any black people, let alone black people that speak like that.
Suburban White Boy #1: What up nigga? Lets go find us some hos.
Suburban White Boy #2: Word up G
Suburban White Boy #1's father: How many times have I told you two to stop speaking that Ghetto Babble under my roof?
Suburban White Boy #2: Word up G
Suburban White Boy #1's father: How many times have I told you two to stop speaking that Ghetto Babble under my roof?
Ghetto Babble by Fatboy26 October 9, 2008
Incoherent Babbling
Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.
Incoherent Babbling by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010
babel fish
The Babel fish is small yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the unconscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them.
The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
babel fish by Douglas Adams' Ghost February 17, 2005
BABFT
Build a Boat for Treasure is a game where you're supposed to build a boat, for treasure. But with the mechanical blocks and millions of glitches, you really don't have to build a boat. Build a Boat for Treasure is full of kids who really like to argue with you about, sometimes things in the game, and other times, racism! Generally, people also like to have conversations publicly about things and situations in real life. It really makes you want to kill them, don't you? Oh, that's right! The mechanical blocks and glitches can allow you to build multiple death machines, one of my favorites being a literal death laser. Sometimes when you're building a glitch boat or glitch build, it may glitch out and cause a different glitch if you mess up. The game is also a very high attraction for those "UwU pastel kawaii aesthetic" girls/boys who like to argue with people about everything... There's also a HIGH amount of scam bots who join servers, but that's not the game's fault, its just because its popular. And for some reason the creator is REALLY good at making boss battles for the game.
I really like Build a Boat. I was not hating on build a boat here, in fact, I highly recommend Build a Boat for Treasure on Roblox, especially if you like building. So yeah, go check it out. Please.
I really like Build a Boat. I was not hating on build a boat here, in fact, I highly recommend Build a Boat for Treasure on Roblox, especially if you like building. So yeah, go check it out. Please.
Timothy: Well, I'm gonna go play BABFT and work on my Road Roller build.
Bobothy: Aight, I'll join you, I need to farm some gold.
Bobothy: Aight, I'll join you, I need to farm some gold.
babely
babely by M to the F April 6, 2006