b ride 

when you drive around for the soul purpose of smoking a blunt

luke: where we going?
steve: just on a b ride.

b ride by chelsea=] October 4, 2008

B ride 

Driving around while smoking a blunt. Potentially hazardous for new smokers, best done with someone experienced in driving while high behind the wheel. Passing revolves around the driver- whatever is most comfortable for him is the order. This usually means passing to the guy sitting back right and receiving from the guy riding shotgun.

Now commonly called an "L ride" because someone decided "B ride" sounded gay.

A: Dude, let's roll that shit up and go for a B ride.

B: Okay, but get Bill to drive, I hate doin' that shit while I'm high.

B ride by kickflipthecat March 9, 2009

(b)ride

(b)ride or b-ride refers to the current spouse or partner that isnt what you deserve to be with, but for which you either settled for or were roped into due to fate, defective condoms, or other flukes of nature. Although derogatory, it is pronounced as bride, which is falsely assumed by the object to be a term of endearment.

(b)ride can also mean (bitch) ride who provides regular sexual pleasure, otherwise is not remotely fun or interesting to be around.

Roger: What did you do over the weekend.

Daryle: Nothing... my (b)ride had her parents over so I got roped into playing Yahtzee and Parcheesi

Roger: Lame Dude.

Jen: Honey, would you go to the store and get some milk? I forgot to get it when I went earlier.

Daryle: I guess so.... is there anything else you forgot, my (b)ride? Maybe some Tampons?

(b)ride by Spanked as a Child March 13, 2013

Messy B Rider 

A Messy B Rider is someone who is fuckin' shit up (in an extremely positive way)
This could be on a game, in an argument, even in real life.

Hey Scott did you see my k/d on cod? I am such a messy b rider

Messy B Rider by MessyBRider February 19, 2013

Princess Bride 

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

The Princess Bride is epic.

Princess Bride by lostminnesotan May 2, 2010

bridezilla 

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.

"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."

bridezilla by running out of patience February 12, 2008

bridezilla 

Bridezillas are a new breed of soon-to-wed women who abuse the idea that weddings are their "day." They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.

"please shut up about your fucking wedding, bridezilla."

bridezilla by jomama angiedad January 15, 2007