Aztec, azTec, azteC 

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Aztec, azTec, azteC

Aztec, azTec, azteC by Reninu March 15, 2025

Aztec Sunrise 

The morning after a night so crazy, you might've travelled not only in space but in time

Phil woke up on top of a Pyramid with the high priest standing over him; it was a true Aztec Sunrise

Aztec Sunrise by NICK_HUGE_FAN December 15, 2011

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

Aztec two-step by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

Aztec Two-Step by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Aztec Fist Bump 

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )

“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)

Aztec Fist Bump by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021

Aztec Party 

As popularized by the movie House Bunny, it is a party where a young, attractive virgin (usually a female) is sacrificed by going down a slide into a large tub of red wine. For practical reasons, this sacrificial ritual can also be carried out by doing red-colored body shots off the skimpily clad virgin. But really the whole point of the party is to put the virgin on display so she'll get fucked. Finally.

Erin - "My sister Bridget is turning 22 and is still a virgin."

Ling - "We should have an Aztec party. I've always wanted to but couldn't find a virgin."

Aztec Party by Wanna be virgin January 16, 2009

aztec pyramid 

An Aztec pyramid is when you and a nice bunch of your buddies (at least 8) take off all your clothes and form and face each other, forming a pyramid. After this is achieved a girl of choice will get inside the pyramid and begin to perform fellatio until everyone ejaculates onto her, much like a Bukake. Heres the twist: Directly after, you and all the guys cut your erect penises off and proceed to beat the girl with your severed penises until her death. Finally, after she dies, a separate man dressed as a Spanish conquistador holding a flaming torch sets you all on fire.

hey man you know that slut sarah? her friend claire totally had an Aztec Pyramid done on her while her dad watched. Anyway, lets get some sushi.

aztec pyramid by aztec pyramid January 21, 2017