The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!

Awesomeism by 3dMosquito August 11, 2012

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awesomesistance

n. 1: the act of assisting, in the discovery of awesomeness/something awesome.

2: the act of assisting one to become more awesome.

I'm glad I could be of awesomesistance.

awesomesistance by Kay Ford December 4, 2009

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awesomenism

Awesomenism is a philosophy defined by complete awesomeness. Many try to achieve awesomenism but Paul keeps on raising the bar, and so complete zen isn't able to be achieved.

Oh my god! I won the olympics, the nobel peace prize, and a free mountain dew! This is awesomenism! Oh wait, Paul outdid me. I must restart my quest.

awesomenism by Paul Utesch December 9, 2007

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Awesomestest

The optimal amount of awesome

Isaac thinks Aubrey is the awesomestest person ever

Awesomestest by I-win-baby August 15, 2019

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