Awesometism

The state of living in your own private world where everybody and everything is “awesome.”

Noun

A portmanteau of “awesome” and “autism.”

I personally counted, in just 60 seconds Lisa used the word awesome 14 times. The poor girl must have awesometism

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

awesomeitis

caught a good case of awesome.

Whoah, your good. You must have caught awesomeitis.

by williamAustin February 27, 2008

Awesomenisity

A word describing something so phenomenal that only the creation of a word, such as “awesomenisity”, can allow the human brain to comprehend its magnitude...BOOM!!!

Stephen Colbert's level of “awesomenisity” is so high that only sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads that eat hip-hop dancing hamsters, have the ability to “think” they might have heard of him…in a dream…maybe…

by The Penguin Gazette October 3, 2011

awesomeisticated

Awesome and sophisticated in one.

I just jumped off of a briefcase, I am awesomeisticated.

by Angel B. Crouse April 9, 2013

Awesometic

Of or pertaining to awesome, generally being awesome all the time.

"Did you meet the new kid Peter? He's a pretty cool guy."
"Yeah I heard he's awesometic."

by CoolEthan September 29, 2014

anti-awesometic

relating to or characterized by anti-awesomeism; hating awesome people

Barney Stinson: "I have to face an ugly truth. Jerry Whitaker, my own father, is anti-awesometic!"

by BrownBear69 May 9, 2011

Awesomeism

The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!

by 3dMosquito August 11, 2012