Awaid 

(v.) When a quote of yours becomes featured in someone's instant messenger away message.

yourfriendssn: i was ready to snap necks
yoursn: im glad you didnt
yoursn: i would have been very upset if you didnt include me in that party
yourfriendssn: HAHAHAHAHA
yoursn: really, i would have.
yourfriendssnautoreply: i am truly dusgusted as to how ignorant people are regarding obama.

yourfriendssn: i was ready to snap necks
yourssn: im glad you didnt

yourssn: i would have been very upset if you didnt include me in that party

yoursn: wow. i haven't been awaid in a while.

Awaid by COOKIEMONSTAHHHHHH March 22, 2009

Brown Star Award 

The brown star award is earned after successfully having anal sex for the first time.

Joe Smo - Dude I just screwed Nikki in the ass..it was awesome. Joe Smo's Buddy- Dude you got the brown star award..thats Epic.

Brown Star Award by 1 with Nature February 12, 2015

Granny Awards 

An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)

Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:

Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young

-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.

Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age

-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.

How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy

* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!

Granny Awards by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014

awardw 

Another term for "award" that originated from a typo the Monke brained Connor of Trash Taste while typing the Reddit post for their podcast's anniversary.

Guy1: Hey have you watched the Trash Taste Awardw?
Guy2: you mean awards?
Guy1: no, it's awardw

awardw by Rain-nin May 28, 2021

anaida 

anaida is an amazing person, wow. she has a very nice aesthetic instagram and good taste in music. she is very funny and never fails to make people smile! she is always there for all of her friends, no matter what. she may seem very salty and sarcastic, but if you are her friend, she is v nice.

anaida is really cool

anaida by rose17168 February 6, 2018

Herman Cain Award 

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021

Teen Choice Awards 

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male August 10, 2009