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Avlonz by James F Casey December 31, 2003
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Alonzo F 

A lovely boyfriend with a sparkling personality. He is the most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on.
He is an amazing lover and always is caring and respectful <3

He is someone you would love to spend your life with because he is just simply amazing!

He sings to you in the car, and magically puts a smile on your face :o)
Gee! That man is such an Alonzo F!!

My boyfriend will never compare to Alonzo F! :C
Alonzo F by kirstynisradd August 15, 2011
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You must mean allons-y, a word used by the Tenth Doctor Who. It's French, and means: "Let's go!"
Instead of alonzy, Dr. Who says: Allons-y! In one paticular episode he said he wanted to meet someone named Alonso so that he could say, "Allons-y, Alonso!"
alonzy by voidzero June 29, 2009

Alonzo Harris 

To say someone has incredible swager

Alonzo Harris was a character played by Denzel Washington in the movie training day
Person 1: Yo you see that kid right there.

Person 2: Yea that nigga has mad Alonzo Harris
Alonzo Harris by A2daP August 9, 2007

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High 

A school in North Miami with a cluster fuck of all ethnicity’s (a really bad idea). 90% of kids are addicted to weed or nic and people pop acid in class. Nobody gives a shit unless you fuck with them. If so, expect to be jumped by 15 black kids from Miami Gardens. Sunny kids make up 100% of the white population and are mostly rich or retarded (there are some good apples but that’s rare). Teachers are shit expect for Mr. Respondek, Mr. Schle, Mr. Jerger, and Chief. Football team is ass and can never win a game to save their fucking lives. At least we have Cheddah. 1/10 would not go there again.
Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High? Isint it that school that’s always on the news for fights and has shit performance?
Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that.
Alonzo is awesome! Alonzo is a cool dude!
Alonzo by bigdaddy8019 February 5, 2010
Every girls dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet daring.
Alexandra: OMG its him!!! I hope he notices us
Haley: He is SO perfect, he is a perfect Alonzo
Alonzo by Maxxtrents February 22, 2015
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