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mourning 

A typical greeting among the goths. Equivalent to "morning" but the preferred usage is during night time.
coma: mourning!
keops: goth day!
coma: I feel miserable.
mourning by Kauko Lahti June 20, 2004

mourning 

You would not believe the mourning I've had!
mourning by el revez May 13, 2004

Mourning 

The time of blót offerings to the dead
Good mourning, good morning, today the bloated good knight becomes a kid.sacrifice
Mourning by GrooBack December 19, 2021

Mourning wood 

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A Terraria boss lol
Mourning wood by Sir. Get Nebwed December 3, 2019

mourning wood 

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake
Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.

Mourning After 

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.
The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.
Mourning After by DirkD February 1, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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