Alonza

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Every girls dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet daring. If you get a Alonza, you'll definitely want to keep him.

"Damn, did you see Alonza?? He's soooo attractive!"

Alonza by Billygoat678 December 14, 2017

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alonza

Sexy black god among gods even wesley bows down whom is gods of gods but yet the master of the universe lluvia does not she does not bow to anyone

Oh my gosh he's such an alonza its so attractive.

alonza by lululluvia October 14, 2013

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Alonza

Sporty,crazy,sexy.Amazing friend and loves football.1 in a million.

MOMO AND KSI'S DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!

AlOnzA Is An AmAzINg FrIeNd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alonza by paula_likes_chocolate October 30, 2019

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Alonzo F

A lovely boyfriend with a sparkling personality. He is the most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on.
He is an amazing lover and always is caring and respectful <3

He is someone you would love to spend your life with because he is just simply amazing!

He sings to you in the car, and magically puts a smile on your face :o)

Gee! That man is such an Alonzo F!!

My boyfriend will never compare to Alonzo F! :C

Alonzo F by kirstynisradd August 15, 2011

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Alona

Alona is someone who is smart and loves kid. She is also one of the best friends you can have. But if you anger her she will rage.

“I angered Alona and she went crazy.”

Alona by turtles34 November 26, 2017

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ALONA

Alona is a friendly but dont get on her bad side or it will be bad for you she is beautiful kind nice sweet and loving some times she is the bestist of friends i love my bestie

i love alona she is an awsome person

ALONA by lona_fella_girl June 4, 2019

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alonzy

You must mean allons-y, a word used by the Tenth Doctor Who. It's French, and means: "Let's go!"

Instead of alonzy, Dr. Who says: Allons-y! In one paticular episode he said he wanted to meet someone named Alonso so that he could say, "Allons-y, Alonso!"

alonzy by voidzero June 29, 2009

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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