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The sexiest most amazing girl in school, everyone loves her but no one wants to get on the wrong side of her.
"Wow look at her she's such an alonky!"
alonky by Honky bonky alonky July 6, 2022

Alonzo F 

A lovely boyfriend with a sparkling personality. He is the most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on.
He is an amazing lover and always is caring and respectful <3

He is someone you would love to spend your life with because he is just simply amazing!

He sings to you in the car, and magically puts a smile on your face :o)
Gee! That man is such an Alonzo F!!

My boyfriend will never compare to Alonzo F! :C
Alonzo F by kirstynisradd August 15, 2011

Alonzo Harris 

To say someone has incredible swager

Alonzo Harris was a character played by Denzel Washington in the movie training day
Person 1: Yo you see that kid right there.

Person 2: Yea that nigga has mad Alonzo Harris
Alonzo Harris by A2daP August 9, 2007

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High 

A school in North Miami with a cluster fuck of all ethnicity’s (a really bad idea). 90% of kids are addicted to weed or nic and people pop acid in class. Nobody gives a shit unless you fuck with them. If so, expect to be jumped by 15 black kids from Miami Gardens. Sunny kids make up 100% of the white population and are mostly rich or retarded (there are some good apples but that’s rare). Teachers are shit expect for Mr. Respondek, Mr. Schle, Mr. Jerger, and Chief. Football team is ass and can never win a game to save their fucking lives. At least we have Cheddah. 1/10 would not go there again.
Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High? Isint it that school that’s always on the news for fights and has shit performance?
Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that.
Alonzo is awesome! Alonzo is a cool dude!
Alonzo by bigdaddy8019 February 5, 2010
Every girls dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet daring.
Alexandra: OMG its him!!! I hope he notices us
Haley: He is SO perfect, he is a perfect Alonzo
Alonzo by Maxxtrents February 22, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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