avert

a chick with high hotness levels
how that babe sure is a avert
by bbrbroista November 04, 2016
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crisis averted

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted
by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017
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faith-avertive

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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Avert-O-Vision

1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.

2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.

3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.

2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.

3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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crisis averted

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?
by rossthefrogboy8730456 January 25, 2011
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Ala-clara-walatin-avert

The combination of the several brands of chewable allergy medications. Alavert, Clariton,and Walatin.
I need some Ala-clara-walatin-avert for my allergies.
by juggles27 March 24, 2008
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Tragedy Averted

WHAT!? BEYONCE ALMOST CAUGHT A STRAY!?
Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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