My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted
by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017
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Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive
by tory borty December 31, 2013
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1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.

2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.

3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.

2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.

3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.
You forgot to press X...
So....Crisis averted?
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The combination of the several brands of chewable allergy medications. Alavert, Clariton,and Walatin.
I need some Ala-clara-walatin-avert for my allergies.
by juggles27 March 25, 2008
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One my way to work I had to avert a car.
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